I Love It When You Touch My Nubis

According to a U.K. poll, 45 percent of male university students said they could “confidently” label a part of the female anatomy that doesn't exist.
Imagine for a moment: Two college students are canoodling in their dorm room. Their sweaty bodies are smashed up against each other in a cursed XL twin bed, as one slowly inches a hand into his partner’s underwear. He begins feeling around—tepid and unsure, but polite—as he waits to find the secret spot, the pleasure button...where he knows how to give her what she likes. Finally, he’s got it, and he applies more pressure, while whispering softly, “Don’t you like when I touch your nubis, baby?” “God, my nubis loves you,” she sighs.
You and I both know that a nubis is not a real part of a vagina-haver’s anatomy. But a shockingly substantial portion of British youth not only believe that the nubis exists, but that it’s a body part they could pretty easily identify. That’s according to a new poll Vice published on Thursday, which showed that 45 percent of male students said they could “confidently” label a “nubis” if given a diagram of a female reproductive system. That means almost half of male respondents believe that somewhere in or around the vagina lies a “nubis,” though whether they think it’s clitoral-shaped, vulva-shaped, or just a microscopic G-spot of sorts was unclear. (To be fair, 31 percent of young women also said they knew what the “nubis” was.)
I Love It When You Touch My Nubis