Should You Have a Lobotomy?

To start with: No. You should not have (or perform) a lobotomy. It would be impossible to find a surgeon willing to take on the procedure, and whatever is wrong with you would be better handled through other means. Hypothetically, however, you could have a friend perform a lobotomy on you with a few tools and without great difficulty—if there was ever a DIY brain surgery, it’s the transorbital lobotomy. If you live through it, you probably won’t even be unhappy with the results of the procedure, but only because there won’t be much of “you” left to care. 
Should You Have a Lobotomy?