Sunday, May 14, 2023

If You Laugh at These Dark Jokes, You’re Probably a Genius

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. "What are you drinking?" he asks the guy.
"Magic beer," the guy says.
"Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?"
Then the guy shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
"Amazing!" the man says. "Lemme try some of that!" The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof—and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. "You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman."
Let’s ignore for a moment whether or not that poor rube survived his fall (if it makes you feel better, let's say Trampoline Man was waiting for him on the ground). The real question is: Do you find dark jokes like this one funny? Sick? Maybe a little of both? Or do you prefer to stick to short jokes that are a little more wholesome?
If You Laugh at These Dark Jokes, You’re Probably a Genius

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